It was the first of April, 1115, and we were marching north to battle Dick’s forces under the command of Strong Winged. I couldn’t have chosen a worse day to begin. You see, marches are inherently boring and everyone’s iPhone and DS tends to run out of batteries after a few maps of Angry Birds or Bandits of Contemporary China. Boredom plus April Fool’s day equals trouble.

Though it’s too early to pass judgment on the Xbox One, the big reveal didn’t earn much in the way of good will from the Bosscast. Listen to us air our grievances about the new console and gush about the lead canine in Call of Duty: Ghosts.

Adam Bash makes his ‘tertiary’ appearance to join Dan, Joel and Nick in a lackluster display of teamwork and poor communication skills. Plans fail, people die, and a burly man with a machine gun hides in a shrubbery with a redhead.

Jason and Jett enjoyed a Vegas weekend filled with exfoliation, chicken and waffles, and Topanga sightings. Also, Dead Island: Riptide opens the door for a discussion about disappointing sequels.

Todd is out, Adam is in. Yes, that Adam. Just for this week, but he wants to come back for episode 100 which is only two short weeks away! Maybe three if we want to postpone a bit. Jim talks about Defiance and Charmed, Aaron is the only one who wants to talk about other games, Ben has a snack, and Adam gets drunk. Par for the course.

Tonight, while being joined by True Geek Radio’s Wallace Fajardo (did I say that right?), we learn that Todd Fuller plays guitar. That’s pretty much all you need to know about this one. Just listen.